2. Jurus Buka Puasa Di Mobil Sendirian
17 years ago
Exam
Saturday, 27 June 2009
The Final Exam
The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final.
Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn't very well liked. He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how much time was remaining before the end of a test, a real charmer.
Since he was so busy galavanting around the room making sure that nobody cheated and that everyone was aware of how much time they had left before their failure on the test was complete, he had the students stack the completed tests on the huge podium at the front of the room. This made for quite a mess, remember there were 1000 students in the class.
During this particular final, one guy entered the test needing a decent grade to pass the class. His only problem with Calculus was that he did poorly when rushed, and the lecturer standing in the front of the room, barking out how much time was left before the tests had to be handed in, didn't help him at all.
He figured he wanted to assure himself of a good grade, so he hardly flinched when the professor said, "Pencils down and submit your scantron sheets and work to piles at the front of the room".
Five minutes turned into ten, ten into twenty, twenty into fourty, and almost an hour after the test was 'officially over', our friend finally put down his pencil, gathered up his work, and headed to the front of the hall to submit his final. The whole time, the professor had been sitting at the front of the room, strangely waiting for the student to complete his exam.
"What do you think you're doing?" the professor asked as the student stood in front of him about to put down his exam on one of the neatly stacked piles of exams. It was clear that the professor had waited only to give the student a hard time.
"Turning in my exam," retorted the student confidently.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news for you," the profesor gloated, "Your exam is an hour late. You've failed it and, consequently, I'll see you next term when you repeat my course."
The student smiled slyly and asked the professor "Do you know who I am?"
"What?" replied the professor grufly, annoyed that the student showed no sign of emotion.
The student rephrased the question mockingly, "Do you know what my name is?"
"No", snarled the professor.
The student looked the professor dead in the eyes and said slowly, "I didn't think so." He lifted up one of the stacks half way, shoved his test neatly into the center of the stack, let the stack fall burying his test in the middle, turned around, and walked casually out of the huge lecture hall.
*really good story ( i think) semoga bermanfaat ya guys*
Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn't very well liked. He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how much time was remaining before the end of a test, a real charmer.
Since he was so busy galavanting around the room making sure that nobody cheated and that everyone was aware of how much time they had left before their failure on the test was complete, he had the students stack the completed tests on the huge podium at the front of the room. This made for quite a mess, remember there were 1000 students in the class.
During this particular final, one guy entered the test needing a decent grade to pass the class. His only problem with Calculus was that he did poorly when rushed, and the lecturer standing in the front of the room, barking out how much time was left before the tests had to be handed in, didn't help him at all.
He figured he wanted to assure himself of a good grade, so he hardly flinched when the professor said, "Pencils down and submit your scantron sheets and work to piles at the front of the room".
Five minutes turned into ten, ten into twenty, twenty into fourty, and almost an hour after the test was 'officially over', our friend finally put down his pencil, gathered up his work, and headed to the front of the hall to submit his final. The whole time, the professor had been sitting at the front of the room, strangely waiting for the student to complete his exam.
"What do you think you're doing?" the professor asked as the student stood in front of him about to put down his exam on one of the neatly stacked piles of exams. It was clear that the professor had waited only to give the student a hard time.
"Turning in my exam," retorted the student confidently.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news for you," the profesor gloated, "Your exam is an hour late. You've failed it and, consequently, I'll see you next term when you repeat my course."
The student smiled slyly and asked the professor "Do you know who I am?"
"What?" replied the professor grufly, annoyed that the student showed no sign of emotion.
The student rephrased the question mockingly, "Do you know what my name is?"
"No", snarled the professor.
The student looked the professor dead in the eyes and said slowly, "I didn't think so." He lifted up one of the stacks half way, shoved his test neatly into the center of the stack, let the stack fall burying his test in the middle, turned around, and walked casually out of the huge lecture hall.
*really good story ( i think) semoga bermanfaat ya guys*
as you wish,nid
Tuesday, 23 June 2009
akupunyatemanyanghariinisangatamatmembuatkukesaljengkelkeselbete
guekirimsmsblablapanjangjawabannyacumaas youwishnid!oke,fine!
TRASH
ngebuka mata hari ini rasanya beraaat banget!mungkin gr2 kemaren ga istirahat sm sekali kali yaah?hmm ditambah dgn perut yang gue sendiri heran maunya apaaa sih?bangun jam 10-mandi pas lagi sikat gigi, Ibu pembina asrama gue yang namanya sm kaya nama nyokap gue nelfon!
"nida, kamu ke ruang rapat sekarang yah ditunggu ngebahas tentang acara wisuda"
blubublub iyblubub@#@$%%#$@iya--
siap2 scr kilat yang hasilnya 0 gue dateng rapatnya selesai,oke deh ketemu ichsan yang mengikuti rapat tersebut. gue nanya kan tuh ya kesimpulannya apaan.setelah mendengar mood gue langsung jelek sejelek2nya.mau nangis tp si Ichsan blg lebay jadi ngapain kan yaaah meratapi nasib deh gue.
gue dituntut untuk ngerti ngerti dan ngerti keputusan itu,huaa org dewasa itu idiot yah.buat apa jadi dewasa?kalo ujung2nya juga dianggap idiot.trash!
hari yang memanaskan hati--
nyeng
Rambut hitam terurai indah
Temani gerak langkah
Yang selalu kau bawa
Dengan penuh tawa
daan..
Hatimu tawarkan cinta
Yang tiap kali egoku pinta
Lagi,
dengan penuh tawa
Kau berikan semua
sertamerta..
Rasaku ialah rasamu
Bahagiamu pula bahagiaku
Pun sedihmu piluku
Itulah aku dan kau,roomateku
kamu
Bak Lembu
Lama itulah perangaimu
Lami belahan jiwamu
Semua temani harimu
Tanpa jemu
cake take make!
Wednesday, 17 June 2009
thank's Ketut,Mimi ngokngok, Kiky,Nocha,Chaba,Ommate, and Cocom
dan ini pas di sekolah abis bimbel si Bona ngajarin gue gimana cara potong kue
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