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Exam

Saturday 27 June 2009

The Final Exam
The setting is Ohio State University about six or seven years ago in a huge lecture hall (approximately 1000 students) for a Calculus final.

Apparently this particular calculus teacher wasn't very well liked. He was one of those guys who would stand at the front of the class and yell out how much time was remaining before the end of a test, a real charmer.

Since he was so busy galavanting around the room making sure that nobody cheated and that everyone was aware of how much time they had left before their failure on the test was complete, he had the students stack the completed tests on the huge podium at the front of the room. This made for quite a mess, remember there were 1000 students in the class.

During this particular final, one guy entered the test needing a decent grade to pass the class. His only problem with Calculus was that he did poorly when rushed, and the lecturer standing in the front of the room, barking out how much time was left before the tests had to be handed in, didn't help him at all.

He figured he wanted to assure himself of a good grade, so he hardly flinched when the professor said, "Pencils down and submit your scantron sheets and work to piles at the front of the room".

Five minutes turned into ten, ten into twenty, twenty into fourty, and almost an hour after the test was 'officially over', our friend finally put down his pencil, gathered up his work, and headed to the front of the hall to submit his final. The whole time, the professor had been sitting at the front of the room, strangely waiting for the student to complete his exam.

"What do you think you're doing?" the professor asked as the student stood in front of him about to put down his exam on one of the neatly stacked piles of exams. It was clear that the professor had waited only to give the student a hard time.

"Turning in my exam," retorted the student confidently.

"I'm afraid I have some bad news for you," the profesor gloated, "Your exam is an hour late. You've failed it and, consequently, I'll see you next term when you repeat my course."

The student smiled slyly and asked the professor "Do you know who I am?"

"What?" replied the professor grufly, annoyed that the student showed no sign of emotion.

The student rephrased the question mockingly, "Do you know what my name is?"

"No", snarled the professor.

The student looked the professor dead in the eyes and said slowly, "I didn't think so." He lifted up one of the stacks half way, shoved his test neatly into the center of the stack, let the stack fall burying his test in the middle, turned around, and walked casually out of the huge lecture hall.


*really good story ( i think) semoga bermanfaat ya guys*

as you wish,nid

Tuesday 23 June 2009

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guekirimsmsblablapanjangjawabannyacumaas youwishnid!oke,fine!

TRASH

ngebuka mata hari ini rasanya beraaat banget!mungkin gr2 kemaren ga istirahat sm sekali kali yaah?hmm ditambah dgn perut yang gue sendiri heran maunya apaaa sih?bangun jam 10-mandi pas lagi sikat gigi, Ibu pembina asrama gue yang namanya sm kaya nama nyokap gue nelfon!
"nida, kamu ke ruang rapat sekarang yah ditunggu ngebahas tentang acara wisuda"
blubublub iyblubub@#@$%%#$@iya--
siap2 scr kilat yang hasilnya 0 gue dateng rapatnya selesai,oke deh ketemu ichsan yang mengikuti rapat tersebut. gue nanya kan tuh ya kesimpulannya apaan.setelah mendengar mood gue langsung jelek sejelek2nya.mau nangis tp si Ichsan blg lebay jadi ngapain kan yaaah meratapi nasib deh gue.
gue dituntut untuk ngerti ngerti dan ngerti keputusan itu,huaa org dewasa itu idiot yah.buat apa jadi dewasa?kalo ujung2nya juga dianggap idiot.trash!

hari yang memanaskan hati--

nyeng

Rambut hitam terurai indah
Temani gerak langkah
Yang selalu kau bawa
Dengan penuh tawa
daan..
Hatimu tawarkan cinta
Yang tiap kali egoku pinta
Lagi,
dengan penuh tawa
Kau berikan semua
sertamerta..
Rasaku ialah rasamu
Bahagiamu pula bahagiaku
Pun sedihmu piluku
Itulah aku dan kau,roomateku
kamu
Bak Lembu
Lama itulah perangaimu
Lami belahan jiwamu
Semua temani harimu
Tanpa jemu



cake take make!

Wednesday 17 June 2009


thank's Ketut,Mimi ngokngok, Kiky,Nocha,Chaba,Ommate, and Cocom
dan ini pas di sekolah abis bimbel si Bona ngajarin gue gimana cara potong kue

Good Bye 15,=)

sebuah cerita lama yang baru bs gue abadikan di blog tercinta ini (sekarang). Minggu itu adalah minggu dimana gue bakal meninggalkan angka 15 dlm hidup gue yang (aneh) ini. and then, perasaan gue sama aja kayak minggu2 sblmnya---

tapi,semua berubah pada hari itu (290509). di pagi hari yang seharusnya gue tulis sejuk menyejukkan hati justru menjadi panas garagara "dia". tapi,dengan semangat 45 gue tetep sekolah kan tuh yaa. di sekolah---biasa aja,ga ada yang special--pulang--liat hp udah ada aja 5 inbox yang berisi ucapan "selamat ulang tahun nida wish you all the best blabla and bla" helloooo nyokap gue hr ini msh sakit2 perut doang waktu itu,blm ke rumah sakit buat lahirin gue.
it's oke,gue menganalisa kalo mereka salah atur tanggal(iya kan teman,iya dong?)hehe

daaan,boring di asrama karena di kamar cuma bertiga. eh,berdua! si Siti ke bawah nonton india!
Vinia balik ke Riau ada acara kawinan. sementara itu..comariaah roomateku satu2nya yang merangkap (juga) sebagai classmate gue sedang membaca buku dengan antengnya. yauda deh,gue memutuskan untuk membuka situs pertemanan yang sedang digandrungi oleh semua remaja di seluruh dunia yaituuuu facebook (baca:pesbuk)!
login--profile--yaaa ampuuun sama!ada beberapa wall dr teman2 tercinya yang ngucapin ultah!
it's okelaaah..

kecepetan--telaat=it's oke buat gue
bokap gue juga kasih kado kecepetan(banget) tap tak vavalah..lebih cepat lebih baik ya ga pak JK?
ga lama kemudiaaan cocom keluar kamar,yaah gue sendirian deh!aduh pada tega banget sih ninggalin gue..hiks hiks--setelah berlamalama browsing,gue bosen--ngemil deh--
baca buku,karena besok ada tambahan buat persiapan Final Exam
what?besok?pas ultah--bimbel--belajar?otak gue dengan sendirinya bergerak ke belakang (satu tahun lalu) ckckck bedanyaaa..

gue masih aja,sendirian di kamar!aduuuh pada kemana dan ngapain sih?tiba2 mata gue ngeluarin aer..hua gue nangis..gue sedih hrs ngelewatin b'day di asrama,tanpa keluarga tercinta!gue sms aa jawabannya: "sorry,ga bisa aa mau kesini kesitu dan blablabla"
teteh :"maaf ya dek,teteh ga bisaa..ntar aja yah,pas adek pulang"
gue harus menerima kenyataan pahit ini--"hai asrama,buatlah aku bahagia esok hr,janji?"

ga lama kemudian,Siti datang dengan raut muka yang alurnya--gue sendiri ga ngerti,kmn sih?
hihi dengan ramahnya gue tanya dia "ommate,kenapa?dr mana aja ntn yah?"
siti: gatau ah!aduh nida,jgn banyak nanya2 dulu deh!daripada nanti Siti malah marah sm Nida?!
gue:----innalillahi-- gue dibentak hiks yaudah,gue coba buat ngerti dengan bilang"maaf ya ommate"
siti: iya!siti mau tidur dibawah aja deh!males!siti mau nenangin diri!
gue:--diem-- ya ampun,sebawel itukah gue smpe dia hrs turun kebawah untuk nenangin diri?
------sunyi------

malamnya...
gue mencoba sms si ketut(ketat gendut) a.k.a lulu
gue: tut,kamar gue dong sombong deh ah ga maen2 kesini lg gue sendirian nih
ketut: ntr yah kus, gue lg sibuk nih belajar

baiklah,sepertinya hari ini adalah hari sibuk sedunia yah!dan cuma gue doang kayak kambing yang bengong mau ngapain di kamar ckckck
larut semakin larut gue cm ngisi waktu dengan menulis--ketika itu
dan tiba2 si Ketut masuk, langsung blg gini:
"kus,tidur kamar gue yook!"
gue: ga ah,ga enak
ketut:knp ga enak?
gue: ga enaklah,ntar ganggu roomate lo yang laen ganggu privacy
ketut:gaaa kus,tadi Mimi udh blg iya kok!
gue:---ga yakin dgn apa si gadis padang ini katakan---hmmm---mana buktinya
ketut:ntar gue turun ambil bucur sekaian bukti
gue:oke

--lulu nunjukkin deh buktinya--
oke,gue bersedia turun ke bawah dan engingeng..gue dibentak disono disuruh tidur,iya deh gue juga udh ngantuk kan yah tuh!
tidur deeeh..trus---
gue dibangunin tpt jam 00.00 dimara2hin udah aja kiky,chaba,siti,rame deh
huaaa makasih ya teman2 gue terharu dah nih---gue sempetin liat hp,ada 32 inbox!
oke,my dear inbox akan kujamahi besok ya sayang..gue ngantuk bgt--

hehe,goodbye 15 wish hope and smile!